So I have realized that my life is pretty boring. This is my second post in like 1 1/2 weeks which leads me to believe I have nothing to talk about. Or maybe I am so busy that I don’t have time for this. Lindsey would probably say that I’m just a poor communicator. I have a tendency to think a lot and not say much. I guess all of the above have something to do with it. Regardless, here is me being not boring, not too busy, and not a poor communicator.
Tonight I went bow hunting. I saw a buck, a little one, but a buck nonetheless, and a doe. Unfortunately these two deer were on the trail to my treestand as I was talking out to it. So I made a failed attempt to loop around them and call them to my treestand. I tried pretty much everything I could think of to lure them in, but to no avail. I think most of the problem was that I made a fair amount of noise climbing my tree because I am not the most nimble person around. I am bending my body in ways it doesn’t want to bend, hanging almost perpendicular to the tree at times all because I put a couple of steps in bad spots. So after giving up on trying to get the two deer to come back, I was sitting in my tree on a very quiet evening, just sitting, thinking, looking — maybe this is why I like to hunt so much, because I really don’t have to do anything and I get to just sit there and think. I think about all sorts of stuff, mostly insignificant things, but sometimes I have REALLY deep thoughts (typed with the utmost sarcasm for those who don’t know me real well). Anyway, as I’m sitting there thinking about whether or not pigs will ever actually fly – remember that at one time we couldn’t fly either, but now we can – I hear tsch, tsch, tsch (the sound of leaves being trampled). So as the good hunter that I am, I think, here comes a big buck, but really in the back of my mind, I know that it’s not a buck, but probably a squirrel because deer tend to make one step at a time whereas squirrels tend to make several jumps at a time. At any rate, I slowly turn my head, peering as far in advance as I can with my eyes so that just in case it is a deer, it won’t see me move. Sure enough, there is a squirrel hopping along on the ground. It’s not just an average squirrel though, its a black squirrel, pretty cool I thought, not every day you see a black squirrel. I mean, they’re around, but not incredibly common. So anyway, I start watching this squirrel as it hops back and forth from the top of a stump to a log laying on the ground etc. No big deal. I then climbs a tree. Again, not uncommon for a squirrel to climb a tree. So I continue to watch as this squirrel climbs to the top of a 30 ish foot pine tree. At this point I start to think, “If I were a squirrel, I probably wouldn’t have had such a terrible time getting into my tree and I probably would have been able to get the deer to come back. And really, if I was a squirrel, I would have never had to do all that in the first place because I would have been able to walk up to the deer and they wouldn’t have even cared if I was really a squirrel.” Like I said, some really deep stuff goes through my head when I sit in a treestand. So I continue watching this squirrel as it begins to make its way from behind me to about 50 yards in front of me, all in the tops of these pine trees. He doesn’t bother to come down and just walk over there, he jumps from tree to tree on branches the size of your pinky. Not only does he perform these acrobatic feats, but he does it with incredible ease and he doesn’t even seem to care that he’s 30 feet up in the air and could plummet to his death with one snap of a branch or one miscalculated leap.
So he’s making all these jumps and finally decides to come down one tree trunk toward the ground, but as he gets to about 3 feet off the ground, he leaps to another tree like he was before. He does this like 5 more times before he finally goes down to the ground. At this point I start to think, “Wouldn’t it be easier to just go down the last 3 feet and walk over there rather than leaping like Superman from tree to tree.” And that’s when it hit me…the most profound thought of the night…Squirrels are Cool.